Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Choose Your Own Adventure

Yet another iteration in bad marketing choices made by Mormons making films about Mormons for Mormons and non-Mormons, with anything but Mormon content, but containing Mormon content...er...

Read this.

Very strange. Very.

I think it must work something like this:

You are in a dark cave. Or rather, it looks like a sacrament meeting room, but it is hard to tell. Of course, this all depends on your point of view. Or the point of view of the person who created this darn thing. Whatever.

In any case, it's dank and there are bones scattered about. Or wait, is that a tray before you with broken bread in it. You may want to check your inventory and look at the jacket of the DVD you just purchased for a better idea of where you are.

There is definitely a lantern on the ground. Or is that a bible. Oy vay! It can be so hard to see things clearly when you're dizzy...you are fainting away...fainting...

What happens next? Only you can find out! If you decide to take the lantern, jump to scene 20. If you decide to take the sacrament, jump to scene 61. If you decide to join the occult...er...and so forth...

Hey...maybe this is the future of movie marketing...the ultimate adaptation for the audience. Let your audience choose if they want to become Mormon from watching your Mormon...or...er...non-Mormon film.

posted by Rhapsidiomite @ 9:06 PM
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